<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Cristian Ion &#187; departamente</title>
	<atom:link href="http://jamescrissilv.ro/tag/departamente/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://jamescrissilv.ro</link>
	<description>CRISTIAN ION - Un suflet trebuie sa ramana suflet</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:53:39 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>Zodia</title>
		<link>http://jamescrissilv.ro/diverse/zodia.html</link>
		<comments>http://jamescrissilv.ro/diverse/zodia.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anonim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angajez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[best jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[departamente]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ejobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horoscop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loc de munca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oferta de munca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salariu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[top management]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[venit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zodiac]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zodie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zodiile]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jamescrissilv.ro/?p=575</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CUM SA ANGAJEZI OMUL POTRIVIT LA LOCUL POTRIVIT
Se iau circa 100 caramizi fara nici o aranjare prealabila, se pun intr-o camera inchisa, avand doar o singura fereastra.
Sunt trimisi 2 &#8211; 3 candidati in camera si se inchide usa.
Sunt lasati acolo singuri timp de 6 ore, apoi se analizeaza situatia.
Daca au numarat caramizile &#8211; Sunt buni [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"><span style="font-size: small;">CUM SA ANGAJEZI OMUL POTRIVIT LA LOCUL POTRIVIT</p>
<p>Se iau circa 100 caramizi fara nici o aranjare prealabila, se pun intr-o camera inchisa, avand doar o singura fereastra.</p>
<p>Sunt trimisi 2 &#8211; 3 candidati in camera si se inchide usa.</p>
<p>Sunt lasati acolo singuri timp de 6 ore, apoi se analizeaza situatia.</p>
<p>Daca au numarat caramizile &#8211; Sunt buni la departamentul Contabilitate.</p>
<p>Daca le renumara &#8211; La Audit.</p>
<p></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: FR; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="FR"><span style="font-size: small;">Daca au facut un haos total &#8211; caramizi peste tot &#8211; inginerie.</p>
<p></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"><span style="font-size: small;">Daca au aranjat caramizile intr-o ordine stranie &#8211; Planificare</p>
<p>Daca arunca unul in altul cu caramizi &#8211; operatii.</p>
<p>Daca dorm &#8211; Receptie.</p>
<p>Daca au spart caramizile in bucati &#8211; Tehnologia informatiei.</p>
<p>Daca stau de pomana &#8211; Resurse umane</p>
<p>Daca se jura ca au incercat diferite combinatii, desi nici o caramida nu a fost mutata din loc &#8211; Vanzari</p>
<p>Daca au plecat deja acasa pentru ziua respectiva &#8211; Marketing.</p>
<p>Daca se uita pe fereastra &#8211; Planificare strategica</p>
<p>Si ultimii, dar nu cei din urma:</p>
<p>Daca stau de vorba unul cu altul, dar caramizile nu au fost atinse &#8211; Felicitati-i si puneti-i in TOP Management.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Pesti:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamne Dumnezeule, daca tot o sa beau toata sticla asta de Scotch diseara, te rog sa folosesti aceasta îmbarbatare pentru a prinde curaj sa te cinstesc! Maine am sa-ti scriu o poezie, o sa-ti fac un tablou, iar mai pe seara te rog sa ma ajuti sa agat ceva ca nu pot sa dorm singur. Iarta-ma!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Berbec</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">: Doamne Dumnezeule, te rog sa îmi dai si mie rabdare&#8230; si poti sa faci asta chiar acum? Dar da-mi rabdarea acum ca nu pot sa mai astept, deja au trecut doua minute de cand te rog.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Taur:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamne Dumnezeule, ajuta-ma sa accept schimbarea, dar nu prea repede&#8230; Oare de ce perdeaua e spre dreapta? Doamne, te rog ma asteapta ca-mi sta perdeaua pe creieri. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Gemeni</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">: Doamne Dumnezeule! Cine este Dumnezeu? Unde este Dumnezeu? De ce este Dumnezeu? Cand imi raspunzi?  De ce nu-mi raspunzi?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Rac:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamneeee Dumnezeuleeeeee !!! Unde oi fi pus biblia? </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Leu:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Ce-i, mai? Cine o mai fi si asta de se roaga nebunii astia la el?Sunt prea stresat ca sa ma mai gandesc si la asta. Nu am timp,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Fecioara:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamne Dumnezeule, te rog sa ne faci perfecti, dar sa nu o dai în bara asa cum ai facut ultima oara&#8230; Te rog sa-ti iei si notite.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Balanta:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamne Dumnezeule, te rog ajuta-ma sa pot lua decizii, dar pe de alta parte, tu ce crezi ca ar fi mai bine? Hmmmm ia sa ma duc sa vorbesc si cu Sf. Maria ca trebuie dat jos asta de pe tron, cat sa mai fie Dumnezeu, ii ajunge cat a fost, eu is mai prost? Omul isi face singur soarta.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Scorpion:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamne Dumnezeule, iarta-ne datoriile asa cum si noi iertam datornicilor nostri, chiar daca nemernicii nu prea o merita! Sa stii ca atunci cand oi ajunge la tine nu am sa protejez pe nimeni, o sa iau toti sfintii la rand si o sa le spun verde-n fata ce ma doare.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Sagetator:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamne Dumnezeule, ti-am spus o data, ti-am spus de un milion de ori, ajuta-ma sa nu mai exagerez atât! Fara comunicare! Nu as putea sa-ti trimit un mail ?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Capricorn</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">: Doamne Dumnezeule, as vrea sa te rog sa ma ajuti, chiar daca am învatat de mult sa nu ma bazez pe nimeni altcineva! Tare-mi place mapa, ia-mi Doamne sapa si da-o altcuiva.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT">Varsator:</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"> Doamne Dumnezeule, stiu ca imi place schimbarea, dar haosul asta e ridicol! </span><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Sunt blonde in paradis? </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-ansi-language: IT; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;" lang="IT"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://jamescrissilv.ro/diverse/zodia.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
